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Accountants Jokes

How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
“What kind of answer did you have in mind?”
Two, one to change the light bulb and one to check that it was done within the given budget.

Why did the accountant stare at his glass of orange juice for three hours?
Because on the box it said 'concentrate.'

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?
Depreciation.

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
Lost.

What's the definition of an accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say?
“Darling, could you tell me about your work.”

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. “Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night.”
“Have you tried counting sheep?”
“That's the problem — I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it.”

What's the definition of a good tax accountant?
Someone who has a loophole named after him.

Why was the accountant so excited that he completed a jigsaw puzzle in only 59 weeks?
Because on the box it said 8—12 Years.

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?
They can wear casual clothes to work.

How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you.

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